FORE!
1 posted on
08/30/2007 6:54:29 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
... can't sue for injuries caused by another player's mere carelessness or negligence Or in most cases, ineptitude.
2 posted on
08/30/2007 6:57:53 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
("Hidin' in a corner ...of New York City, lookin' down a .44 in West Virginy")
To: SmithL
Maybe golfers should yell “heads up!” before teeing off instead of fore.
3 posted on
08/30/2007 6:59:40 PM PDT by
OCC
To: SmithL
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason. All right, let’s do the same thing, but with gophers.
5 posted on
08/30/2007 7:01:50 PM PDT by
nhoward14
To: SmithL
Back in the 60’s an errant tee shot took out my dad’s front windshield as he was driving down the road. The golfer ran out to the road, apologized and paid for a replacement.
6 posted on
08/30/2007 7:02:58 PM PDT by
Rb ver. 2.0
(Reunite Gondwanaland!)
To: SmithL
I quit playing golf for environmental reasons.
It was bad for the trees, dontcha know...
7 posted on
08/30/2007 7:06:42 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: SmithL
But the justices also said a golfer who knows that someone is in the danger zone but doesn't look down the fairway before teeing up might be reckless, not merely negligent, and thus subject to a damage suit by the victim.
AMEN!
When this happens to me I tend to go Ape S$it on that person, I take it as a direct threat to my person.I lose my cool hardly ever, It's like a survival instinct I guess,LOL!
8 posted on
08/30/2007 7:09:51 PM PDT by
cmsgop
(Hillary's Milkshake is better than Your's, She could teach you, but you would rather go blind.......)
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
12 posted on
08/30/2007 7:36:39 PM PDT by
mirkwood
(Maine coast is nice tonight-63 degrees f)
To: SmithL
“It’s not my fault.”
The lousy golfers defense.
I love it!
14 posted on
08/30/2007 7:37:15 PM PDT by
Balata
To: SmithL
What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?
Answer: A lousy golfer goes WHAP! “Oh crap!”. A lousy skydiver goes “Oh crap!” WHAP! ...
;^)
15 posted on
08/30/2007 7:41:40 PM PDT by
Balata
To: SmithL
I love the ones that don’t yell that before they just play through. I have met up with some really rude ones. I always let people play through; but this one guy really made me mad. So I challenged him to a game and mopped the floor with him and I am not even good.
20 posted on
08/30/2007 8:26:13 PM PDT by
freekitty
(May the eagles long fly over our beautiful and free American sky.)
To: SmithL
The parties were Shin and Ahn . . .hmmmm
I wonder if they are Hillary donors?
To: SmithL
I want the Course Management to be responsible for all broken windows. Even on a private course golfers act like vandals and drive off after hearing glass break. Thousands of dollars worth of windows being repaired should not come out of homeowners insurance when the cause is a little round ball sitting on the ground and the culprit makes his escape in a battery powered cart.
W
28 posted on
08/31/2007 3:59:04 AM PDT by
WLR
To: SmithL
One of the best tools on the course is the word, “fore”
To: SmithL
Lawyers on both sides found something to applaud.Of course. Just enough room for interpretation on all sides to keep lawyers and judges employed. What a system.
52 posted on
08/31/2007 11:28:21 AM PDT by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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