LOL. You hit a bullseye with your analysis. One notorious federal worker who couldn't minimully function as a private sector toilet cleaner, comes to mind.
Forgot to mention: they are to a man*, registered Democrats.
NB, I say "man," since most are, except the self-identified males, definitely "mannish." However, once a Federal "worker" passes the 300lb mark, they can be harder to sex than 1/2-hour-old chicks.