Photograph of worms in chocolate made in China
Posted on 08/31/2007 5:16:22 PM PDT by neverdem
Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!
Yeah, and all the crap from China (food stuffs) never gets checked by the FDA. Even they claim they are lucky to check even 1% of it. Eat at your own risk....
Added protein.
Chocolarva....Mmmmmm.
Crunchy Frog? Spring Surprise?
As Charlie Chan would say to No. 1 son, “Worm have to eat, too.”
Ok, who’s going to be the first to post the monty python skit?
Yum, maggot clusters.
OK, you beat me with a mention. But I’m the first to find the skit.
Inspector: ‘ELLO!
Mr. Hilton: ‘Ello.
Inspector: Mr. ‘ilton?
Hilton: A-yes?
I: You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
H: I am, yes.
I: Constable Clitoris and I are from the ‘ygiene squad, and we’d like to have
a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the “Whizzo Quality
Assortment”.
H: Oh, yes.
I: If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue.
Now this is extremely nasty. (pause) But we can’t prosecute you for that.
H: Ah, agreed.
I: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
H: Yes.
I: Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in ‘ere?
H: Yes, a little one.
I: What sort of frog?
H: A...a *dead* frog.
I: Is it cooked?
H: No.
I: What, a RAW frog?!?
H: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq,
cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in
a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and
lovingly frosted with glucose.
I: That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!
H: What else?
I: Well, don’t you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
Check this out.
Luther would approve. He went to a Diet of Worms.
” Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, quess I’ll just eat worms.......”
I hate to be picky, but the author lost at least a little credibility by making that sad spelling error. In any case, I would never knowingly consume any foodstuffs from China. My dog and cat agree with me.
Ya think?
No, No, Geijene,..that’s Cantonese chocolate balls,..you want Szechwan chocolate balls, deep fat fried to kill all the larvae....
Would someone explain to me why the China is the chosen site for the Olympics?
I’m sure they go great with a glass of milk.
When I was a kid I always wondered if that was a diet fad at the time :)
And here I'm a good Lutheran, yet never could handle those chocolate covered ants.
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