Here is one for Fred
Please create my campaign because I just don’t have the energy to do the work.
“Mitt Romney: If you don’t like his positions, don’t worry, he’s got others!”
Mitt Romney on guns: “I was against ‘em, before I was for ‘em, but really, I’m against ‘em. Where am I again?”
Mitt Romney on abortion: “I’ve never been for it, even if I supported it, and I don’t support it now, unless you’re an embryo, or if your mother happens to be physically present in the wrong state, or if you’re a recipient of RomneyCare.”
Mitt Romney on socialized medicine: “I’m against it, although I signed it, but it’s nothing like I planned ‘cuz the Democrats messed with it, but I want it for everyone in America, except not quite the same. And, I can’t help it if Hillary, Teddy, Kerry and Carville love it...”
Mitt Romney on gay marriage: “I’m against it, unless you call it ‘civil unions’, even though I implemented it in Massachusetts, but don’t you dare think you can do it, Iowa. That would just be wrong. Oh, and I’m for a federal marriage amendment, although I think states should be able to decide. Wait a minute. Is that right?”
“Or, maybe not. Who knows? Oh well, check back with me tomorrow...”