Posted on 09/04/2007 2:23:13 PM PDT by Chi-townChief
Hmmm... she looks a lot like Melissa Joan Hart to me.
Even hotter than Marlin Fitzwater!
I'm surprised it took this long to have a hot chick do that job.
“Sh!t!”
“What?” A colleague asks.
”Christ, I didn’t take any notes, did anybody take any notes?”
The sound of legal pads slapping foreheads is deafening.
“C’mon, “ the beleaguered reporter calls out, “someone must have taken notes. Where’s Stretch (a.k.a. NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory), hey, you got anything?”
Stretch shakes his head.
“No man, I just drew Pagodas and wrote Dana a love poem in French.”
“DAMN”
“I know, she’s the best I’ve ever seen.” Stretch says absently, shading in the roof of a pagoda.
“Looks like y’all forget to take notes again, huh?”
The beleaguered reporter lowers the legal pad, and sees the smug gaze of Ann Compton, ABC Radio’s White House correspondent, leering his way.
“I’m selling my notes, 100 bucks for a peek. Three large gets you a photocopy.”
“Curse you and your wicked profiteering.”
“Suit yourself.” She walks towards another group of male reporters and makes the same pitch.
“What the hell are we going to do, Stretch?”
“Well, I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to go home now, read a speech by Charlemagne, maybe do a little Origami, and then try to cobble together something by press time. Good luck, gentlemen."
Nice, huh?
Could be that she was. They really did soil the WH from day one. Never again...
She’s so petite, she makes those Marines look like giants from another world.
Oh, Dana, you little minx.
What’s the chick’s name in the Clinton Admin that got the DUI? She’s the first, I believe.
Perino’s just the hottest.
Cool. A reason to watch pressers.
My wife is much prettier and smarter...and standing right behind me.
Best of all she is smart!
BJ Clinton’s press secretary Dee Dee Myers was the first I believe.
Camotoe?
No, there was DeeDee what’s her face.
Every one of them would die for her safety there...
I bet she feels safer there then taking a stroll around D.C....ha!
I was out most of the last couple of days so I must have missed it - I’d like to see more of her.
(sarcasm on)
The National Organization of Women (NAGs) publicly condemnde the WH for hiring yet another beautiful woman.
Nancy Pelosi, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that the republicans are creating a beauty gap and there should be nationalized beauty care. The same source condemed the creation of an ugly vs beautiful political class.
In response to questions on the issue, President Bush simply quoted the timeless maxim, “Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes all the way down to the bone.”
(for those playing in rio linda, it means what is inside a a person counts most)
(sarcasm off)
You just bumped the number of hits on this thread four-fold.
Nice one.
I’d be having to hold my helmet front and center too posing next to that little hottie! Yowza!
“Every one of them would die for her safety there...
I bet she feels safer there then taking a stroll around D.C....ha!”
LOL! Yeah. I don’t doubt that. But, just for the record, when have the streets of DC ever been all that much safer than your average 3rd world sump?
No, she's not, she's the second one. Clinton's first PS was Dee Dee Myers.
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