the US critters have only met 2 of their 20 promises...
Guess what Miss Nancy? The Iraquies are the ONLY ones who have failed politically! YOU stink at your job - QUIT NOW...
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old California rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Nancy Pelosi and her elevation to speaker of the house.
The old rancher said, Well, ya know, Nancy is a post turtle.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.
The old rancher said, When youre driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a post
turtle. The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he
continued to explain. You know he didnt get there by himself, he
doesnt belong there, he doesnt know what to do while hes up there,
and you just want to help the dumb animal get down.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus