[Rb ver. 2.0]

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[Rb ver. 2.0]

Nuke this thread, someone posted it two minutes prior to this one.

[agere_contra]

"Will you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear warheads?"

[Brilliant]

I keep one of those nuclear bombs under the seat cushion in my boat... You mean you’re not supposed to do that?

[Redleg Duke]

Nuclear surety is an unforgiving mistress. I was in a nuclear-capable artillery unit in the Guard and no mistakes were allowed. None whatsoever!

This squadron commander knew the rules. No sympathy.

[Thrownatbirth]

I was a Terrier wing-and-fin man. It’s unbelievable someone lost focus to that degree.

[Eastbound]

Sound like all the ingredients for a good spy thriller. Lessee, we could have one of the bombs rattle loose and bury itself in Death Valley, not far from a prospector's shack. The prospector finds the bomb a few weeks later and thinking it was a dud, covers it with some tailings and forgets about it for a few years. Needing to replace a water trough that fed his sluice, he remembers the dud and decides to dis-assemble the missile and salvage the casing.

Somebody should sell the idea to Tom Clancey. He'd love it.

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Should have gone to Iran!

[Publius6961]

Click here to find out more!

No I won't.
Forgive me if I pass.

Only a technoidiot would deem this a "big" story!

[dfwgator]

“Shall we play a game?”

[TLI]

five nuclear weapons were >>> mistakenly <<< loaded aboard a B-52 and flown cross-country

I am finding this hard to buy off on.