[fatnotlazy]

The worst flight attendants are Useless Air’s. In fact, most of their employees appear miserable to me. I realize the airline is perennially teetering on bankruptcy and they had to give up wages and benefits, but it’s not my fault.

Southwest has some of the nicest employees I ever encountered. Once during a delay, we had an employee serenading us with a ukelele in the gate area. If it was a Useless Air employee, he probably would have hit us all with it.

[Badeye]

(chuckle)

[Mr. Jeeves]

The worst flight attendants are Useless Air’s. In fact, most of their employees appear miserable to me. I realize the airline is perennially teetering on bankruptcy and they had to give up wages and benefits, but it’s not my fault.

I kind of liked America West before the US Airways takeover. But one trip under the new management was enough to drive me back to Southwest permanently.