Now listen to my story ‘bout a man named Abdul
A poor Arab man, barely kept his belly full
Then one day he was shootin’ at some Jews
And up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude
Oil, that is
Persian Perrier
Saudi Soda
The next thing you know, Abdul’s a billionaire
His kinfolk said, “’Bdul, move away from there!”
They said, “Californy is the place without a care.”
So, they loaded up the Rolls and they moved to Bel Air
Next to Beverly Hills that is
Swimmin’ pools, movie stars
Jewwwwwwwwwwws
THE BEL ARABS
(Saturday Night Live skit c. 1980)
Saturday Night Live skit c. 1980
Would they have the guts to do that skit today?