Wonder if he’d be caught using Google Earth maps of the bridge? < /s >
Or a sketch artist's rendering as extrcated from the LEO or Betty Jo working the counter at the rest stop eatery.
But, no doubt, they have a good photo of him in some Seeecret database. Perhaps the Authorities are trolling and have just gotten a helpful suggestion or two from a lowly "civilian" private investigator who has had to kiss a hundred or more @$$es to get a few measly CCW permits.......
Another MENSA graduate heard from...
Because skippy, Google maps never display, in detail, the critical supporting substructure of bridges.
That's why.
D'OH!