I seem to recall a posting about some guy who robbed a donut shop ... that was next door to a police station.
Sat on court case a few years back for a gang of take-over robbers who decided to hit a pizza parlor. They missed one of the customers in the initial takeover and he called the cops. The PD was about 1/4 mile away and it was at shift change( double your fun). Needless to say things did not go well for the amateur James gang.