Careful Cog, someday you might actually enjoy sumptuous and luxuriant. How will you ever explain that to your peers?
I dunno.... But what I do know is that there seems to be an inverse relationship between horsepower and the amount of clothing worn on the motorcycle:
On the 65hp Harleys, guys are wrapped up in black leather like the Pawn Shop Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
On the 160hp fastest-production-bikes-in-the-world, the guys are wearing shorts, t-shirts and flip-flops.