[river rat]

Biden’s hair transplants had a voracious appetite, and consumed his brains.

or:

They transplanted hair from his ass, and it turned his brains to $hit.

[PUGACHEV]

"Biden’s hair transplants had a voracious appetite, and consumed his brains.

If you've ever seen them in person, they're really bad. You're first thought -- anyone's first thought -- is bound to be, "He's a U.S. senator, couldn't he afford a better doctor than that?"