[Stonewall Jackson]

Houssein Zorkot - "Well, officer, I was just going out plinking."

Arresting officer - "You're going plinking with an AK-47, dressed like that?"

Zorkot - "You know, officer, them tin cans can be awful mean if you just wound them."

[claudiustg]

-—A 26-year-old man accused of carrying an assault rifle in a Michigan park remained in custody Friday on a $1 million cash bond. -—

I’m sure he’s a real sweetheart. Let’s let him out on bail!