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Our Honorable Hunters and the Pain-in-the-Butt Tree Huggers
Townhall.com ^ | September 16, 2007 | Dough Giles

Posted on 09/16/2007 5:05:07 AM PDT by Kaslin

Regnery Publishing is about to further bury the loons on the Left with its latest installment in the Politically Incorrect Guide series. Who’s in the crosshairs this time in this destined to be best-selling tome, you ask? Well, honey, it is the frothy and paranormal twinkies on the left who hate hunting and hunters and spread lies about us and the important role hunting plays within the world we live.

Author Frank Miniter, executive editor of American Hunter magazine, is the lucky duck who Regnery chose for the fun job of intellectually thrashing the lying liberals who whiz on our great sport and the vital role it plays in all of our lives.

Frank had to be chuckling with crazy glee as he banged away on his laptop, not just writing his personal opinions or wet-eyed, Disney-fueled feelings but rather the cold, hard, positive and objective empirical data about the truly excellent things that hunters bring—literally—to the table.

Here’s a tiny list, a mere smattering of blistering and irrefutable particulars you will find in the Politically Incorrect Guide to Hunting that hunters provide for animals and people, stuff like:

• Hunters donate tons of meat to food pantries, pay the fees that expand wildlife conservation programs, keep national parks preserved, and protect motorists’ lives.

• Hunters are true nature lovers and conservationists and are the first to report poachers who disregard laws that protect wildlife and natural habitats.

• Hunter-funded conservation groups are primarily responsible for bringing back American wildlife that was nearly extinct in the last century.

• Hunting is safer than soccer, football, baseball, cheerleading and ping pong.

• California game managers must wait ‘til a cougar threatens a human before they can rock its world. How sweet. Because of this brain fart, today the number of people that naughty cougars have killed has doubled from what it was before cougar hunting was banned.

• Deer kill ten times the number of people as sharks, cougars, bears and alligators combined, as well as more than commercial airline, bus and train accidents combined.

• When the greenies protected the alligators on Sanibel Island, Florida, the alligators ate the tree huggers and their dogs!

• Bear attacks are at an historic high, and you’re more likely to be attacked by a bear where hunting isn’t allowed—like in a national park.

• Bears with no fear of humans often attack after hearing gunshots—a diner bell that a deer or elk is waiting for them—and thanks to the tree huggers, hunters can’t do anything about it.

• Aviation collisions with wildlife cost $500 million annually.

• Livestock losses to predators cost $71 million annually.

• Hunting protects trees from being destroyed by scavenging deer. Those trees help protect land from erosion and house songbird populations.

• Vegetarians who don’t eat meat because they love animals are eating vegetables from farmers who kill deer, rabbits and vermin that would destroy the vegans’ lunch. Remember that, hypocrites, when you crunch your little baby carrots and worship your edamame beans.

As stated above, this is just a simple sampling of the stonking truths Frank pummels the pro-stupidity anti-hunting cabal with.

However, I don’t expect this book to convert the implacable, closed-to-reality PETA types. Nothing can. They’re gonzo. What this book will do, though, is provide the hunter and the hunter-friendly person with intellectual fodder to defend this primal and noble sport with and significant specifics of why hunting is a must for mankind.

Hunters, you will feel proud and unashamed after you plow through this preponderance of evidence which paints you in the good light you should be painted in. Every hunter should get this pro-hunting compendium, read it, and then declare its contents loud and proud.

Now, let’s see…next weekend I’ve got a wild boar hunt. Yes, it seems that Porky Pig is destroying the tomatoes you vegans love to eat on my buddy’s 7,000 acre south Florida farm. We will shoot as many as we can for you…the vegetarian.

What else? Oh yeah, in November I’m going with my daughter to my friend’s ranch in Texas, and we’ll take an assortment of native and exotic game. In January I’ll be gator hunting in the wild swamps of the everglades, and then in June it’s back to Africa to hunt the cradle’s mighty critters.

Just with these hunts alone, I will put into circulation mucho money which will go to conservation, not to mention that my friends and I will feed hundreds of needy people low fat, high protein yummy meat. What about you, tree humper? How much money will you spend for conservation, and how much food will you provide for the poor in the next few months? I guarantee whatever it is, it doesn’t come remotely close to what the true animal and nature lovers, the hunters, provide.


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1 posted on 09/16/2007 5:05:09 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
What about the noblest blood sport of them all-fox hunting? Any treatment of hunting which omits fox hunting must be incomplete.


2 posted on 09/16/2007 5:16:58 AM PDT by nathanbedford ("I like to legislate. I feel I've done a lot of good." Sen. Robert Byrd)
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To: Kaslin

3 posted on 09/16/2007 5:25:40 AM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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To: IncPen

ping


4 posted on 09/16/2007 5:36:56 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Fawn

You might want to carefully read this article.


5 posted on 09/16/2007 5:39:49 AM PDT by Ronon
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To: nathanbedford
Tally-ho!

(Green armband on my son is for young entry. It was his first hunt.)

6 posted on 09/16/2007 6:46:13 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: AnAmericanMother
He looks well mounted with a good seat. Background looks like Virginia? Which hunt?


7 posted on 09/16/2007 7:12:52 AM PDT by nathanbedford ("I like to legislate. I feel I've done a lot of good." Sen. Robert Byrd)
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To: nathanbedford
He's a natural, has a good solid seat (he slumps though. Looks like Mike Plumb in the saddle. Could be worse.) He's mounted on my trainer's rock-solid T'bred/QH cross Magnum Force. Just don't fuss him and he'll carry you through. I'm on my Gracie, as usual.

We were out with the late lamented Shamrock Hounds, which dissolved two years ago. Northwest GA, Floyd County (where of course General Forrest saved Rome GA and has a large statue in his honor at Myrtle Hill). The hunt country is still in use by the Shamrock Pony Club, and there are hopes of reviving the hunt.

Meanwhile we're out occasionally with the Shakerag or Midland.

8 posted on 09/16/2007 7:17:53 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Ronon

I’m sure there are some good intentioned hunters out there....


9 posted on 09/16/2007 7:23:45 AM PDT by Fawn (http://www.brightlion.com/InHope/InHope_en.aspx)
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To: Kaslin
Just with this hunt alone, Mr. JADB put into circulation mucho money which will go to conservation, not to mention that my family will have low fat, high protein yummy meat for a couple of years.

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10 posted on 09/16/2007 7:30:27 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: Fawn
I’m sure there are some good intentioned hunters out there....

I'm sure there are... There are also some real arseholes. The hunting world comprises the spectrum of human personality, from angelic to jerk. No matter, the tag and permit fees from all of them go to the same uses.

11 posted on 09/16/2007 7:37:27 AM PDT by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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To: Kaslin

The PETA kiddies exist and are funded to make timid white people useful to the Left. Since the “Civil Rights” crowd is composed of scary Nazis not so much “opressed” as hate filled the liberals created a safe haven for their timid children to congregate. If you are Liberal Larry or Soccer-Mom Suzy where do you send your kids to LaRaza of NAACP or the animal shelter to help out?


12 posted on 09/16/2007 7:37:44 AM PDT by junta (It's Jihad stupid! It's the borders stupid! It's Political Correctness stupid!)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

That looks like a Matthews solo cam he has there.I have one myself.Excellent bow.


13 posted on 09/16/2007 7:44:39 AM PDT by Uncle Meat
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To: AnAmericanMother

Nice horse. Handsome son. Nice tree. Good sport. The clothes are gay.

You could make millions coming up with a non European non gay horse riding outfit. Think something along the line of US cavalry with a combat helmet or something :-)


14 posted on 09/16/2007 7:45:58 AM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local communist or socialist party chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing.)
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To: Uncle Meat

Yep, it’s a Mathews Drenalin ... we each got one this year. Boy is it ever a sweet bow! He got that bull at 53 yards, a shot he never would have taken with his old Oneida.


15 posted on 09/16/2007 8:13:59 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: Uncle Meat

I’m a spot shooter, currently a constitution. Switching to a Hoyt for the indoor season.


16 posted on 09/16/2007 8:50:35 AM PDT by shadowcat
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To: Kaslin

IMHO, hunters are more in tune with and informed about nature than tree hugging hippies will ever be. I grew up in a family full of hunters though and with venison regularly on the table, so I’m a little biased. :)


17 posted on 09/16/2007 9:57:15 AM PDT by Thoro (Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.)
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To: Kaslin
Thanks for the article...it gets me even more excited about the general hunt season, only about three weeks away. If I could shoot my bow worth a crap, I'd be out hunting already! Gotta do something about that...

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

18 posted on 09/16/2007 10:02:50 AM PDT by wku man (Claire Wolfe, is it time yet?)
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To: IrishCatholic
The clothes aren't gay - they're practical, and the reason they haven't changed for 200 years or so is that they're the best for the job.

You have to have the close-fitting leather seat breeches, or you will wear your skin off the inside of your thighs in about an hour of hard riding. The high leather boots are to protect the inside of your calf. I have permanent burn scars where the skin was frictioned off about halfway up my calf, where the stirrup leather crosses the lower leg, when I forgot my high boots and tried to get along in blue jeans and a couple of ace bandages (big mistake). The long stock on the white shirt is for use as a sling or bandage in an emergency, and the close fitting black wool Melton coat keeps you from getting hung up in twigs or branches in the woods (the long skirts on the coat are because, yes, sitting in a saddle makes your butt look big - also protect your upper legs from rainwater, nobody stops hunting for a little rain). The hunt cap is to protect your valuable brain (at least, I value mine!!)

What I've really always wanted to do, though, is hunt on a sidesaddle. My mare is fairly elderly though, with the swayback that comes with age and having lots of babies, and a horse has to have a perfectly straight back to carry a sidesaddle.


19 posted on 09/16/2007 10:30:06 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: AnAmericanMother
I hunted for years with Essex in New Jersey mostly on my Anglo /Arab who was the best horse I ever possessed, game and smart and he just loved to hunt.

I hunted a few times here in Germany but gave of the game as unworthy. Not only do they not hunt live fox, they do not even hunt a drag, they do not use Hounds, for that would be against the law, so they tie a tale to a designated rider' s shoulder who becomes the human fox. We merrily pursue the human fox along the pre-set course with some decent jumps and pause halfway through for a picnic washed down with gallons of schnapps. The pre-set course homeward bound can be pretty blurry.

I currently have four horses here, Holsteiner, Hanoveraner, Bayerischs Warm Blut, and a Deutches Reit Pony for the smaller kids. I do some driving too.

I hope your hunt comes back. I miss it.


20 posted on 09/16/2007 11:02:09 AM PDT by nathanbedford ("I like to legislate. I feel I've done a lot of good." Sen. Robert Byrd)
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