Your tax dollars at work!
“”After careful consideration of the facts of our current situation, I have decided to announce to everyone that I am no longer a citizen of the United States, but a free and independent member of the global community,” it read.”
Great. What country would you like passage to? Because you will never come back to this one. Give him a one way ticket, tell him he can take tqo suitcases and the rest will go up for auction and the check mailed to you minus expenses.