[camerakid400]

Thanks a bunch madonna. You just gave angry Muslims another reason to hate Jews.

[BenLurkin]

But between the two of them Brtiany Spears is more likely to lose her head first, yes?

[bill1952]

>declared herself an “ambassador for Judaism

I declare myself God.

[wardaddy]

I would like to hereby offer my condolences to all Jews worldwide.

[SAMS]

“The singer, who is not Jewish.....”

and, that statement alone should have ended this silly article from going any further.

[Maceman]

Well, if Bill Clinton can be the first black president, I guess Madonna can be the first shicksie spokesperson for Jews.

[Alouette]

FReepMail to be added or removed from this pro-Israel/Judaic/Russian Jewry ping list.

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[Citizen Soldier]

I wonder if she gave him her first book of pictures she was in? My stepdaughter is mixed up in this cult of jewish religion, being raised reformed. She is off the deep end now preparing for her wedding. We have to pay for a lot of extras to adhere to her standaards now.

[ishabibble]

What do the REAL Jews have to say about this?

[JSDude1]

Now, I wish she’d actually READ the Old Testament!!..

[Tax-chick]

I’m a Catholic who was raised Presbyterian. Can I be an ambassador for Judaism, too? What’s the salary, anyway?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

OJ gets arrested and Madonna is now an Ambassador to Israel. Oye vey. What a weekend!

[diverteach]

She’s closer to the “abomination of desolation” if you ask me.

[RightWhale]

I hope she doesn’t discover Sufism.

[DoughtyOne]

...and another reason for those of us who like Israel to wish people like Madonna would go sully something else and leave things we appreciate alone.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

And she is also into palindromes and femnist freaky wymyn and wants the state of Ohio to change it’s name to Oyhyo.

[SJSAMPLE]

As a recovering Catholic, I can only say to our Jewish friends, “Sorry, but she’s all yours now.”

[MissEdie]

Yeah, just what Judaism needs, a scank ho being it’s ambassador!

[RonDog]

Madonna, who was raised a Roman Catholic, has taken the Hebrew name Esther, and has been seen wearing a red thread on her wrist in a Jewish tradition to ward off the evil eye...

From Finding Her Religion – Has the Material Girl Found True Meaning?:

[NCC-1701]

“...Hope he goes down in flames....”

So did I. I bet she got a sweetheart deal, though.

[Ukiapah Heep]

OK, as long as her first assignment is Mars.