[Justeggsactly]

Solution: Put all those fatties in adjacent seats. Sit them next to each other. Watch the fun!

[ari-freedom]

Solution: Put all those fatties in adjacent seats. Sit them next to each other. Watch the fun!
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if they did that, they’d have to give a bigger tip...to the wings!

[familyop]

"Solution: Put all those fatties in adjacent seats. Sit them next to each other. Watch the fun!"

That should certainly be the standard policy, IMO.

[OCCASparky]

Solution: Put all those fatties in adjacent seats. Sit them next to each other. Watch the fun!

And the end result? The plane is so heavy to one side it tips over on one wing and the plane flies all the way to its destination on one side.

No thanks.

Then again, what did you expect from the airline that Mad TV refered to as, "The Great Ghetto Bus of the Skies"?