[Baladas]

So now God's a terrorist as well? You know, things like this really aren't helping them look that much saner.

[dfwgator]

I don’t know, I think God has got some pretty good lawyers on his side.

[Larry Lucido]

Next, the EPA will want an environmental impact statement and zoning clearance for that “new heaven and new earth” that God is thinking of putting in.

[JLS]

Dim of course.

[tumblindice]

But did he get good service?

[stm]

Fortunately for this retard, stupidity is not against the law or he would be on death row awaiting the needle.

[smonk]

the court doesn't have jurisdiction in this case.

[shekkian]

This oughtta be good...

[highimpact]

Reminds me of the George Burns/John Denver flick, "Oh, God!" I loved it when George Burns (aka God), takes the witness stand.

Bailiff: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
God: "So help me, me."

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

Bush refuses to have the US ratify Kyoto, and suddenly it's God's fault that the world's gone haywire?

[beltfed308]

Man made laws are binding on man not the Creator.

[TASMANIANRED]

Sounds like a moron to me.

[Free Vulcan]

God says: “I’ll come before your court if you come before mine.”

[lilylangtree]

Politicians aren’t known for their intelligence.

[Greg F]

Sad. Strange. Stupid.

Shrug.

[Senator Goldwater]

Wasn’t this guy the DA in Durham NC?

[Duck Fan]

What a moonbat.

[DickieFlatts]

If I were that dude I would be seriously skeered at the rumble of thunder or any sign of lightening.

[KarlInOhio]

If Chambers gets a good old fashioned smiting like he’s begging for, will the county sheriff put out an arrest warrant for murder?

[GreyFriar]

Now that George Burns is dead, Morgan Freeman will have to show up as the defendant.

[sionnsar]

So how’s he going to serve papers?