[Taffini]

Sheryl Crow, I wonder how much energy you use to take care of that dull and dry head of hair?

you don’t use a blow dryer do you?
you don’t use a curling iron do you?
you don’t use hot water do you?

no you don’t. your hairdresser does. you’re off the hook

[Badeye]

The carbon footprint of her caravan when on the road performing makes her look ridiculous on this kind of topic.