Heh. I work for a fairly small company (government contractor). Some time back, the IT guys came by my office and installed some ‘updates’ to my Win2k dell laptop. Made it all but unusable. I bought a new hard drive for it, and installed Linux on it. A couple of weeks later one of the IT guys came by my office again, and said “something’s wrong with your computer...we can’t access it from the network”. I told him what I’d done, and he just shrugged his shoulders and left. I haven’t heard anything more from them, and it’s been several months.
Be on the lookout for Suburbans.