By The Way, I’d like to be the first to lament over the total loss of my 401K, even before it actually happens, I hope to be able to request certificates of all the stuff that is now worthless so I can wallpaper my bathroom with it, like my great uncle Wolf did in the 30s. He told me this story about the stockmarket and banks...
Aw, heck, just ask Uncle Sam for a bailout.
If mortgage defaulters can get one I don't see why someone who was actually prudent couldn't. </sarcasm>