In the movie, "LA Story", Sarah Jessica Parker plays the prototypical blond LA airhead and the character's name is "SanDeE*", who was studying to be a "spokesmodel".
If there's a remake, Star should get the part.
Does she have a MysSpace page?
For her encore she’s going to assemble an all-black, fake .50 caliber rifle, dress in camo, and point it at police cars driving by her tree stand.