[Responsibility2nd]

Jay Leno did not write this.

George Carlin did.

Look it up. It’s a fact.

(Now where did I put my sarcasm tag????)

[Tanniker Smith]

I realize that you're being sarcastic, but it's definitely not ironic enough or filthy enough to be Carlin.

TS
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