[mewzilla]

Furthermore, as a private citizen, what business of Bill's is it if there's a picture of Chelsea somewhere?

I'll bet if the restaurateur had ponied up some cash, Bubba wouldn't be having a cow.

[zeugma]

I'll bet if the restaurateur had ponied up some cash, Bubba wouldn't be having a cow.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner after 17 posts! 

Of course the grifters are upset. They weren't given their customary cut.