[Luke Skyfreeper]

WANTED: Young man to do exciting work for well-known international organization. Rapid promotion likely! Opportunities to travel, sometimes even several directions at once. 72 fringe benefits. Contact Abdul Muhammad Mustafa Aziz at Baghdad 829-8291 283-8292 902-2938 820-3829. Must provide contact information for next of kin.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Sorry, should’ve added “Critical thinking skills not required.”