Posted on 09/30/2007 3:56:36 PM PDT by firehat
But on the darker side, this quote is gonna give me nightmares:
It is said she (Mrs. clinton) can pry open a can of sardines with her clitoris.
Reminds me of a beautiful biker chick I use to know who could "suck start' a Harley.
5.56mm
This is one of my favorite DVDs, along with "The Magnificent Ambersons" and "The Barkleys of Broadway".
Please hold the sour cream.
Leni
LOL!! bttt
Winston, you are drunk, Hitlery voice.
Yes Madam, I am drunk and you are ugly, in the morning I will be sober.
Eleanor Joke from 56 years ago, I was 5 when my Grandad told me this, Grandads are important.
Eleanor walks into the Rose Garden wearing a Gas Mask and says to Franklin, on his first fifth of Gin, "Franklin, what is different about me?"
Franklin, "Is it your shoes?
Eleanor, "No Franklin." Rising voice.
Franklin, "Is it your dress?"
Eleanor, "No Franklin! Voice rising higher."
Franklin "Is it your hair do?
Eleanor, "No Franklin, I am wearing a gas mask! Hitlery Lamp thowing rage.
Franklin, "Sorry dear I hadn't noticed.
Yikes - I think I dated her 50 years ago! She could jump-start a 747 .................... FRegards
'suck-start' a Harley - I gotta remember that ...
ping
>>>She could jump-start a 747 <<<
LOL!!
Years ago, I had a regional Manager that came up to make some prospect calls with a saleswoman we had hired locally.
She was having trouble getting back in for second visits.
When he came back, I asked him, “how did Barbara do.”
He said; “we gotta teach her to knock on doors not knock them down. That girl could kickstart a 747.”
Its been one of my favorite phrases since....Cheers
Norm, You’re the best.
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