p>Damn Norm, you sound like my Grandfather talking about Eleanor Roosevelt, most similarities agree. Your language is a good deal cleaner though and he was a Mormon Bishop.
Nonetheless, I can't resist telling this joke my Daddy told me about Eleanor:
ER is on a train, trying to wend her way back to the first class car. She bumps into a drunken sot wending his way in the opposite direction.
The drunk exclaims "Eleanor! It's true! You are the ugliest woman I ever laid eyes on." Eleanor shouts back "And you are the most drunken, disgusting man I've ever crossed paths with."
"Yup," said the drunk, "but in a few more hours, I'll be sober."