Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips she’s ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.
She is met by two of the brothers. “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.”
“I’m very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I’ve ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”
Brother Charles replied, “Well, I’m the fish friar.”
She turns the other brother and says, “Then you must be...?”
“Yes, indeed, I’m the chip monk.”
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California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as...
PINO MORE
“... And Tanniker Smith strolls into the endzone for the 50!!”
“... And Tanniker Smith strolls into the endzone for the 50!!”
“... And Tanniker Smith strolls into the endzone for the 50!!”
“... And Tanniker Smith strolls into the endzone for the 50!!”
I'm laughing so hard, people want to know what is so funny. This is hilarious!! Thanks for the fun. And I have several friends who need the new wine. LOL!