Therefore, we will allow those who hate this country so much to leave via the "Mexican Express" (or "Autobús a México" for our many Spanish-speaking immigrants/non-patriots), a cargo transportation system which will be able to immediately transport non-patriots out of this country and into Mexico, where they can attempt to climb over the giant electric fence constructed on the Texas border to keep out those who are not wanted in America. Oh, and there will be proud, exam-passing snipers patrolling those walls so non-patriots should keep an eye out.
Dan Nicastro is a flag-waving patriot and writes on Wednesdays. He can be reached at dnicastr@student.umass.edu.
1 posted on 10/03/2007 5:43:44 AM PDT by pabianice