Recipe:
Spaghetti and Mittballs: Mix pasta with two parts pro-life and one-part expired pro-choice. For the Mittballs, mash together a hunk of shoe polish, a pile of money, and a glob of hair gel, and let sit until January 2008. Marinate in America’s moral cesspool before roasting over the Salt Lake Olympic torch. Serve with Caffeine-Free Diet Coke.
ROFLOL. That is a hoot.
Spaghetti and Mittballs: Mix pasta with two parts pro-life and one-part expired pro-choice. For the Mittballs, mash together a hunk of shoe polish, a pile of money, and a glob of hair gel, and let sit until January 2008. Marinate in America’s moral cesspool before roasting over the Salt Lake Olympic torch. Serve with Caffeine-Free Diet Coke.
You may want to add "Dessert: green jello."
Hilarious...may I borrow it?