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Many sports figures have discovered that the Senator's preferred stand provides a distinctive advantage in competition and overall health. Exercise physiologists believe the now famous "wide stance" may prove to be the new position in the upcoming olympics.

[BenLurkin]

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[Don Carlos]

Those are some wide stances! How in hell does Senator Craid do that with his pants down around his ankles? Hmmm?

My waist is 38, and I know there's no way my "stance" could be at wide as the Sinator claims his is!