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Woman Jailed Over Vial Of Cat Urine
Associated Press ^ | October 9, 2007 | Unknown

Posted on 10/09/2007 6:11:40 AM PDT by decimon

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To: decimon
It takes time to check your assets for forfeiture. ;-)

She doesn't appear to be a hot prospect in that respect.

21 posted on 10/09/2007 6:40:23 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: decimon
"She was released Thursday after lab tests found the substance was, in fact, cat urine."

It took the lab TWO MONTHS to tell the difference between methamphetamine and cat urine??? Incompetents.

22 posted on 10/09/2007 6:40:36 AM PDT by Wonder Warthog (The Hog of Steel-NRA)
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To: mtbopfuyn
The class was making a new hippie cologne?
23 posted on 10/09/2007 6:40:39 AM PDT by John Leland 1789
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To: decimon

She sounds like she has about as much sense as some crack ho. But you’re right... I just made that up. :-)


24 posted on 10/09/2007 6:42:21 AM PDT by LibWhacker (Democrats are phony Americans)
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To: cynwoody
She doesn't appear to be a hot prospect in that respect.

Guess there was no need for a jury call. ;-)

25 posted on 10/09/2007 6:46:31 AM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon
Just another failure of the Bush administration.
Transporting cat pee should be regulated by a Government licensing agency.
The dims should immediately hold hearings on this issue.
26 posted on 10/09/2007 6:53:24 AM PDT by Dallas
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To: decimon

“Cat urine!”

I wish there was a market for dog poop. I have a gold mine in my back yard.


27 posted on 10/09/2007 6:54:31 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: cynwoody

Guilty.


28 posted on 10/09/2007 6:59:26 AM PDT by SIDENET (Stop Kim Jong-Hill in 2008)
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To: decimon

Man, that’s gotta piss ya off... ;-)


29 posted on 10/09/2007 7:05:57 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (It's October... Buy Popcorn from a Scout!)
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To: cynwoody

Is that Sungirl?


30 posted on 10/09/2007 7:16:13 AM PDT by gundog
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To: decimon
Crystal cat.

She confused prime Cambodian with Siamese...

31 posted on 10/09/2007 7:22:07 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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To: Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

This article makes me thirsty...


32 posted on 10/09/2007 7:22:29 AM PDT by Allegra ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
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To: decimon

You can be the one who gets the cat to pee in a vial.


33 posted on 10/09/2007 7:31:25 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-
“For the record, she was busted for theft. Possession of dried cat urine was just a bonus that the cops threw in there.”

The difference being that shop lifting will get you probation, while possession of cat urine will get you two months in jail. The reason is drug warriors brains are composed of pure cat urine.

34 posted on 10/09/2007 7:35:38 AM PDT by monday
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To: driftdiver
Either she needs to give her cat some water (that would solve the dried cat problem)...

I have a dried-pressed cat collection. I keep them in an album like dried flowers.

35 posted on 10/09/2007 7:37:58 AM PDT by decimon
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36 posted on 10/09/2007 7:40:42 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: cynwoody

“She doesn’t appear to be a hot prospect in that respect.”

She wouldn’t be too bad if she didn’t smell like cat urine.


37 posted on 10/09/2007 7:44:15 AM PDT by driftdiver
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To: Ditter
I wish there was a market for dog poop. I have a gold mine in my back yard.

http://www.dogdoo.com

38 posted on 10/09/2007 7:44:17 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (Food imported from China = "Cesspool + Flavor-Straw")
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To: Wonder Warthog

Nah, they just took one look and decided no rush.


39 posted on 10/09/2007 7:55:54 AM PDT by Fire_on_High (I am so proud of what we were...)
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To: LibWhacker

Female cat in heat urine would attract male cats. I prefer not to think of why one would want to do this.


40 posted on 10/09/2007 7:56:14 AM PDT by magslinger (Submission? That's a bit of a problem!-Leonidas (300))
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