Does Liberty Valance know anything about being president? No. Absolutely nothing. Nada. Zilch. But at the end of the day he knows his single malts and has great taste in music. That’s more than I’ve ever gotten from anybody else I’ve ever voted for. (Oh, and I get to be the ambassador to Jamaica or some other really cool place to scuba dive and party. You folks can all come visit, of course.)
Ah. The nectar of the Almighty's blessings. I witnessed as my dad sat down one time in front of five unmarked shot glasses of five different single malts at a tasting event. By taste and taste alone, he correctly identified all five of them. Totally blew everybody away and he walked away with a bottle of Glenfiddich as a prize.