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30 reasons why we [Brits] hate the French
London Telegraph ^
| 12/10/2007
| Alex Clarke and Jules Eden
Posted on 10/11/2007 6:11:25 PM PDT by Aristotelian
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To: VR-21
Ebay has french war surplus rifles , never been fired only dropped twice .
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posted on
10/11/2007 6:49:17 PM PDT
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
To: Aristotelian
5. Because they make love more than anyone else On average, that's 137 times a year; we only manage 119 times. 6. Because everyone believes they're great lovers But when asked about Napoleon's love-making, French good-time girl Marguerite Josephine Weimer remarked that the Duke of Wellington was "beaucoup le plus fort" [much the stronger]. Today, just 23 per cent of French people are happy with their sex lives compared to 25 per cent of Brits.
Yet the Brits enjoy it more. Some might comment about quality v. quantity!
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posted on
10/11/2007 6:55:03 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: VR-21
22. Because their legendary "Va Va Voom" is a lie They only spend an average 19.2 minutes on foreplay. The British take 22.5 minutes. Remind me to be grateful my hubby is NOT French!
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:00:10 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: kbennkc
"You are so right . It won’t be long till they screw us again ."And in that regard they are unlike which country?
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:01:49 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: VR-21
Going to the bathroom is called "dropping a Frenchie".....at least it is at my house.
:-D
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:02:19 PM PDT
by
Thumper1960
(Unleash the Dogs of War as a Minority, or perish as a party.)
To: ladyjane
Poor Napoleon had that as a length!
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:03:35 PM PDT
by
Thumper1960
(Unleash the Dogs of War as a Minority, or perish as a party.)
To: Aristotelian
Naa the Best is #18: I’ve been both places and there is 10 reason that there are 25 ***** resturants vs 5 *****!!
I’ll start the list -—
1. Gwad terrible over done beef.
2. Wurst that tasted like it was made with sawdust.
3. Warm Beer.
4. Cold rolls served with the over done beef meal.
Etc etal.
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:05:26 PM PDT
by
TaMoDee
To: Aristotelian
You Brits better save your hatred for a more insidious group living among you. With all their faults, the French will never try to destroy you.
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:06:18 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(Government is the opiate of the people.)
To: Thumper1960
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:13:04 PM PDT
by
sarasmom
To: Tamar1973
NINETEEN MINUTES! What takes them so long?
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:13:40 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: Aristotelian
I feel cheated. The last line says “50 reasons”. Where are the other 20?
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:20:03 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: TaMoDee
Some English beers actually do taste better warm(ish). Still, I’d rather have a cold one.
To: ladyjane
What? You don’t like to play?
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:23:53 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
The organ in question measured 1.25in. Perhaps that is why he could concentrate on being a military genius.
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:27:48 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
The organ in question measured 1.25in. Perhaps that is why he could concentrate on being a military genius.
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:28:07 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Tamar1973
Oh dear. Playing is okay but not if it goes on forever and forever and forever...Let's get with the program!(oops, drinking wine before posting is a no-no)
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:32:20 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: ladyjane
(oops, drinking wine before posting is a no-no) How about a glass of soju (Korean vodka) instead?
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posted on
10/11/2007 7:42:20 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one BYJ movie at a time! (http://www.byj.co.kr))
To: Aristotelian
...there used to be an apocryphal sign at Calais saying “the wogs start here”. Besides, they talk funny.
To: Mike Darancette
Your reference to Calais reminded me of the time I took a hovercraft from Dover to Calais. What an experience! You couldn't see much because the sea spray covered the windows. But watching a hovercraft come up on the beach and approach the waiting room windows was quite a thrill. Sadly, I see the service has been terminated because of no more duty-free. See http://www.dover-kent.co.uk/transport/hovercraft.htm
To: Aristotelian
But at least the French have teeth.
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