I think we know where to wipe with the contemptible pages of Comrade Mizzz Van Den Heuvel's Nation magazine. Remember! Only one sheet per sitting. The wipes have to last until Algore assumes the throne.
Courtesy Comment:
If I was still single.
If I still drank in low scum bar dives.
If I still worked on the North Slope of Alaska and had not seen a woman in over a year.
If I met Comrade Mizzz Van Den Heuvel in that low down, scum bag bar.
I still would have to be really, really drunk to ask her ugliness for a........dance.