I would suggest you steel yourself and read the article. Basically, it is a review of an impending movie release. As such it is hard to excerpt. If you can do better, please do so.
Did you write the article? Or did Stanley Fish?
Are you taking credit for his inability to come to a point? Or are you just looking for an excuse to be offended?
Are you Stanley Fish? If so, congratulations on your decision to bail out of Duke when you did. I'm glad you moved further south, as it took you farther away from me.
Suggest you keep moving in that direction. South America beckons!