[chuckles]

To whom it may concern; The State of Florida Texas is infested with large Mosquitos, and larger Alligators. Large Rattlesnakes and Cottonmouth Mocassins lurk under every bush. The natives are sullen, inbred, guntoting primitives. Fierce Hurricanes often ravage the landscape. FloridaTexas is prone to lightning storms and tornados, and the water smells funny. We are also infested with illegal aliens and you can't order food in English. Don’t even think of moving here, you won’t like it!

[McLynnan]

Don’t forget fire ants, killer bees and Texas size wasps and hornets. Oh, and it’s hot as hell. Nobody would want to move here.