yes, that was one of their shows. They didn’t even bother to ask the girl if she had heard of the internet. Because if she had, she had no excuse not to know about condoms.
Or if she ever talked to her parents who were sitting there like, "Daughter? We have a 14-year-old sexually active daughter?"
a) If they teach condoms, she doesn't use one, she gets HIV, she can't sue.
b) If they teach condoms, she uses one, she still gets HIV, she can't sue.
c) If they teach abstinence, she has sex, gets HIV, she sues, wins, and the judge tacks on an award of $750,000 without being asked.
On the stand she says, "Well, I guess part of the responsibility is mine ...." Yeah, like 100%. The school says don't, you do, and the school is wrong?
Now, if I was writing the script, I'd leave out the girl and definitely the school. I would charge her "boyfriend" with attempted murder for being HIV positive and having unprotected sex with a minor and have the jury come back with a finding of "Guilty".
Then Denny Crane would shoot him.