...But, but, he's lazy, he's, he's...ill. He must've had his hot wife backstage cooing answers in his ear. His suit are too tight (or loose, depending on the event) and he rubs his fingers across his nose (eww!). Besides, he's bald.
It doesn't matter how he performs, all the above make him a no-show for the voter, don'cha know?
5 posted on 10/22/2007 10:03:52 AM PDT by bcsco
("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")