Loose Mainspring’s a musician? That’s news to me.
Waaay back in my college days, one of the fnniest things I saw/heard was a guitar-wilding comedian who came to our campus. Part of his routine was the Bruce Springsteen songwriting camp. He would ask a (female) member of the audience for her name, another membr of the audience what kind of car they drove, and somebody else the name of their hometown. Employing these three elements, he would, on the spot, come up with a *Springsteen* song and perform it on stage...