Unfortunately, the bridge that fell down was not the one that the troll, Helen Thomas, lives under. Not that I wanted her to be squashed like a bug; I just wanted her to shrivel up from the exposure to sunlight. Words fail in trying to describe adequately how reprehensible this "woman" is.
She is, however, proof of the adage that "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone." Or try this one: unlike Dorian Grey, Helen Thomas is her own portrait.
Congressman Billybob
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Here's my announcement of running for Congress in 2008.