Penis envy. That's why they hump camels, rape little girls and wish for virgins. They have very small penises.
Speaking of penis envy. Huck posted this odd picture of a penis wrapped in bacon.
That has been my suspicion for a long time. IMO, all that is needed to end Islamic terrorism is to find ten million women who prefer unsuccessful and odoriferous lunatics with small units. Of course, this could be somewhat challenging.
Speaking of which..
Question: why don’t jihadist get circumsized?
Answer: They need somehere to hide there gum..