"Yes, hello, is Ah Hsu there?"
"Bress yu!"
"No, I don't think you understand. Is Ah Hsu there?"
"Oh, bress you vedy much!"
"Please, I'm very impotant Senato fram New Yoke. Is Ah Hsu there?"
"Bress you vedy much. Bress you. Bress you."
"On nuts. Say this is Hillary. Put Hsu on the phone."
"Oh, I'm sowwy. Shoes outa side ah."
"Say, are you going to put Hsu on or not."
"We no put anybody on. We serious."
"Look I need some yen. Put Hsu on."
"We no put Hsu on. We wear slippa onry. We do yen to be numba one though. You helpee?
"Yes, I'll helpee. Is Hsu there. I need Hsu. Ah Hsuuu!
"Oh bress you vedy much."
"Hillary, there's a call for you on line six."
"Hello, yes... okay... well... ahhh... look if I knew Hsu, I'd tell you all I know, but I've never heard of the guy. Good bye."
"Hello, put Hsu on.
"We no put you on. We not put anybody on. We yen to be numba won though. We pay big money to be numba won. We likee the Crintons. They worth every penny. Say, you know Mrs Crinton?"
"Is Hsu there."
"Sorry, No Hsu here. We use slippa."
"Please put Hsu on the phone."
"Hey who is that... Herro! This is Hsu here."
"Oh thank God. This is Hillary."
"Hirry who... I don no no Hirry. Hirry sell me down riva."
Great script for a new Broadway play - Dancing Hsus, Winkle Paw and the Magic Chinese Money Machine