Pretty funny! You suck, you don't have any marshmallows, look at you you marshmallowless punk, you worthless, no marshmallow, whitey oppressor. Hey, everyone with a marshmallow let's kick the people the people without marshmallows.
its too bad we have to waste time countering these liberal idiots, but if you ignore them, they dont go away.
Did they at least get to make s’mores?
Funny!
We would respond, "Good! That means I am designated as the only unique individual that doesn't have to conform to the rest of you turds and I now have the freedom to be whatever I endeavor. You all now need a fire under that marshmellow to toast it. I was already given the fire by you. Thanks!"
Marshmallows, how appropriate!
The smart white boys would go into business selling marshmallows to the others at a big markup........
The ideal scenario would be for a white male student to find out about the event beforehand and come prepared. When it comes down to only the white males not getting any sugar from the communal pot, the prepared student pulls out a whole bag of jumbo marshmallows and shares them generously with his oppressor oligarch buddies.
"Eat yours nice and slow," they'd tell the oppressed minorities. "You gotta make 'em last." Then they'd pop another marshmallow and say to the instructor "Hence the difference between a socialist economy and private industry." And they'd pop another marshmallow.
There is a simple solution to this, which is true to real life. While the others are playing the game by the rules, the white males ought to grab the marshmellows and gulp them down, then claim that the racist society is to blame—they were only taking what was theirs.
I remember a few years back, we had the 'Angry White Male.' They keep this shit up and we'll have a 'Deadly White Male' soon.
Seems that everyone oughta get one marshmallow for being oppressed by the educrats who mandated this nonsense.