That marshmallow thing is pretty hilarious. Seems like a good metaphor for the kind of brains you end up with after a stint in a college like that.
Not much brains, either, in a guy who’d attend a college where he’s automatically branded a racist when he’s caucasian.
They must want masochistic white guys at U. of Delaware. “Yes, Mom, I want to go to the University of Delaware and there’s nothing you can do about it . . . No, stop crying . . . You didn’t do anything wrong to raise a panty wearing masochist . . . It’s just who I am.”
Sooooooo...the thing you prize most in this game, the thing you want to accumulate, the most desirable thing....is WHITE. Seems pretty racist to me!
Would have been even more funny if someone had replaced the marshmallows with Peeps!!