To: IamConservative
People who talk on their cellphones in the bathroom. I always try to be as noisy as possible when this happens. As do I. This really annoys me. You're so busy and all-important you have to take a call while dropping a deuce? Give me a break.
I'll burst a blood vessel trying to make some extra noise when I hear this sort of thing going on. Just once I want to hear one of these clowns 'fess up that they're in the can---that'll make the person on the other end of the line feel all cuddly.
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Actually heard a woman in the stall next to me say, “Hold on a sec, I have to change hands so I can wipe.”
No kidding.
To: Hemingway's Ghost
I'll burst a blood vessel trying to make some extra noise when I hear this sort of thing going on. Just once I want to hear one of these clowns 'fess up that they're in the can---that'll make the person on the other end of the line feel all cuddly.
130 posted on
11/02/2007 12:55:26 PM PDT by
IamConservative
(Only two have offered to die for a stranger; Jesus Christ and the American Soldier)
To: Hemingway's Ghost
"I'll burst a blood vessel trying to make some extra noise when I hear this sort of thing going on. Just once I want to hear one of these clowns 'fess up that they're in the can....." Just yell out, "SHE'S IN THE CAN!!!" :-)
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