Kent Brockman reporting-- "Peabody's Improbable History" was... 
canceled today.
The beloved host, Mr. Peabody, was arrested... 
for staging boy fights in his backyard-- And illegal launching missile strikes into northwestern Pakistan near the Afghan border.
A Rocky & Bullwinkle spokesman said... 
"Moose and Squirrel are devastated!"
Film... 
at 11!