JERRY “Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research”..” Government funds genetic research at area hospital” ... Yeah, so?
KRAMER Pigman, baby. Pigman.
Elaine Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...
KRAMER I’m tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
Jerry Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn’t mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
KRAMER Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It’s military thing. They’re probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
George I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I’m looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, “Hey he’s no pig-man!”
Jerry Believe me, there’d be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you’ll find some group of perverts attracted to it. “Oo that little tail turns me on.”
KRAMER: You should call this off, Elaine. It's a barbaric ritual.
Elaine: Perhaps one day when the pigmen roam free it will be stopped. Until then, off with their heads.