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How to Handle a Telemarketer (This is Hysterical)
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Posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:26 PM PDT by Dallas

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1 posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:27 PM PDT by Dallas
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To: Dallas

Oh boy.....tears are flowing down I can hardly type.....or even breathe

Thanks for that gem..yeeehawwwwwwwwww!


2 posted on 11/03/2007 9:22:15 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (He's the coolest thing around, gonna shut HRC down, gonna turn it on, wind it up, blow em out, FDT!)
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To: Dallas

That guy’s great!

Thanks for the laugh!!!


3 posted on 11/03/2007 9:23:49 PM PDT by bannie
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To: bannie

That was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.


4 posted on 11/03/2007 9:24:27 PM PDT by waimea.man
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To: waimea.man

Where were you last night between the hours of 8 and 11 ping.


5 posted on 11/03/2007 9:29:56 PM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: Mrs Zip

ping


6 posted on 11/03/2007 9:32:24 PM PDT by zip (((Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough become truth to 48% of all Americans (NRA)))))
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To: Dallas

I’ve heard this before and it absolutely cracks me up every time. This time I’ve bookmarked it, thank goodness. Brilliant. I’m still snickering several minutes later. Gotta wonder how Mabe keeps from breaking up in the middle of it.


8 posted on 11/03/2007 9:36:10 PM PDT by Fairview ( Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.)
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To: Dallas

It don’t get no better than that.


9 posted on 11/03/2007 9:42:12 PM PDT by umgud (the profound is only so to those that it is)
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To: Fairview

That’s funny. My older brother if he has the time will go with the credit card people. “Well, I already have three credit cards but they’re maxed out. Can I still get your’s? I can! That’s great. Now....can I use that to buy anything? I can! Wow!! I saw a big screen T.V. that I would realy like, can I buy that? Cool!” Then he rips into them for giving such easy credit and helping put people further into debt, “I always pay cash”, etc. Of course the poor telemarketer is just trying to earn a buck too.


10 posted on 11/03/2007 9:45:27 PM PDT by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: Dallas

The great Bob and Tom - SO much better than the classless humor so common in radio shows today.


11 posted on 11/03/2007 9:51:49 PM PDT by The Worthless Miracle (No one can steal your inner worth if they don't know where to look for it.)
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To: Dallas

That is hilarious!


12 posted on 11/03/2007 9:52:13 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: geopyg

Whenever I get called by a telemarketer I say, “Hold on a second.” Then I just lay the phone down on the table and forget about it.


13 posted on 11/03/2007 9:54:03 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: geopyg

This was a great scene from “Boiler Room”:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sW-PHukzdgM


14 posted on 11/03/2007 9:55:14 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Dallas

Very funny..thanks for the chuckles.


15 posted on 11/03/2007 10:06:19 PM PDT by donnab (saving liberals brains....one moron at a time.)
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To: Dallas

The problem I can see in today’s society is that he could be sued for impersonating a police officer. (Though I never heard him actually claim to be an officer.)


16 posted on 11/03/2007 10:08:14 PM PDT by Ingtar (The LDS problem that Romney is facing is not his religion, but his Lacking Decisive Stands.)
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To: Lancey Howard

I am a telemarketer, if you dont want to talk to us just hang up on us...we like it that way.


17 posted on 11/03/2007 10:12:21 PM PDT by Husker24
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To: Dallas

This is SO FRICKIN’ FUNNY! Thanks for sharing.


18 posted on 11/03/2007 10:17:35 PM PDT by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: Dallas

He’s a born actor! He should go into comedy!!!


19 posted on 11/03/2007 10:18:37 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: Husker24

Actually, if we want to talk to you, we will call you. Go ahead, wait by the phone.

A graveyard worker who tries to sleep during the day.


20 posted on 11/03/2007 10:19:54 PM PDT by irishtenor (How much good could a Hindu do, if a Hindu could do good?)
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